HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE! … nothing but fun with special guest Mickey, and Xmas greeting messages today:
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Over to you Mickey …
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the red suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A: Sandy Claus! Yes I know it’s pathetic!
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. “Jesus Christ!” he shouted. Joseph said, “Write that down, Mary, it’s much better than Ebenezer!”
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.
Q: What did Adam say to his woman on the night before Christmas ?
A: “It’s Christmas Eve !”
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: Polish, or to be more precise North Polish (I wonder if he pays pole ta?)
After a heavy night taking Santa around the world delivering presents Rudolph walked into a snack-bar in Funchal, wandered up to the counter and ordered a poncha. Without batting an eyelid, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, who handed over a twenty-euro note. The barman handed the reindeer a few coins in change, he said “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.” Rudolph looked hard at the hoofful of change and said “Hmmmpf! at these flipping prices, I’m probably the last reindeer you’ll ever see in here.” (… even hard working reindeer have to pay tourist prices on Madeira!)
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
… Back to you Der …
“All I got for christmas was a new comb, but I will never part with it”
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Also, don’t forget to let me know whether I should expose the self-confessed levada mugger or not … you the people decide … if the majority think he should be exposed, his photo will appear tomorrow. Bear in mind it’s Xmas, and he does have 12 kids.
OK that’s it for starters, but keep checking back during the day ……. Have a great day, and see you down the pub later maybe.