Skipping local news for today, another important issue has really been bugging me the last couple of weeks.
So firstly, a mention for Nettie Q. Cornett who managed to get past my email spam box and straight into the days important emails with this poetic contribution, titled “Great news for men in despair”.
That’s great you’ve found a lass that’s hot
You wanna ***** her ***** ****.
She’s so attractive, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to raise it **** and ****?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your *** will ***** her *** so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic pill
And change your life at your own will!
(edited somewhat for our younger readers)
Has anyone else noticed much much more spam mail recently, and the vast majority of it from the market sector where dear Nettie works. How do these people manage to get past the spam controls of Yahoo! How did they know that I was a guy, or do they also send them to women expecting them to forward them on to their inadequate partners. How do they know whether or not I am in need of such products, and isn’t it about time someone invented size reducing pills for the overly well blessed?
I am from a generation, where the size of your gift box of chocolates was the most important thing … perhaps I am just out of touch!
And finally, today I had a request to put a link on my website to another website selling such pills and ointments for natures male underachievers. Naturally I politely declined, somewhat sceptical of not only the products, but the fact that the guy’s name was Edward Scrotum.
Disclaimer: I really find spam annoying, and this new trend really cheeses me off, so I hope nobody takes offence at what has been published, because it is becoming more and more an everyday pest and something ought to be done about it.
